Limping along- US Healthcare/ Paci Hammond

You’ll be the envy of the other Emergency Room groupies in this once-elegant shoe. The closed toe says “I mean business”, while the crutch heel hollers “God help me!”- maybe that handsome intern will save you… Comes with some change to help you through hard times, or to start your very own panhandling kitty (use the shoe!)

Available in Ace Bandage or Gauze, with aluminum heel. $250.
(A drop in the bucket compared to those co-pays! )

(Manufacturer denies liability in case of injury, illness, or death to the wearer.)