Nothing says “tough on terror” like this cute and colorful open-toe. It’s even pre-wired for easy listening-in. So forget about your cares and your rights-mambo to the mall, the movies, or the music of the Marines.
In Detainee Orange and Steel only. You want other choices? Tell it to the judge-ha, ha! $250, plus tax (your share of the $??? million to keep 15-year-olds and old men in cages.)
(Use caution when putting on-manufacturer denies liability in case of blah, blah, blah…)