¡Que suerte! She’s all ready to cross the desert in this pert, lacy number complete with hopes and dreams for a better life. No guarantees against scorpions, snakes, searing heat or killer thirst, but has no equal as a portable altar*. And when La Migra picks her up she’ll be ready for a midnight merengue. ¡Vaya con Dios!
Available in Bone or Tan (very tan!). $250 (plus $5000 coyote fee)
*Monogram it and use it as a grave marker!